D/G Melodeon

A Hohner Pokerwork two row Melodeon. This is a small square squeeze box, much favoured by those hard of hearing. At one end there are two rows of buttons for playing the melody at the other end there are 8 buttons for playing the bass. It has a sharp, strident tone and sounds very wet and punchy. The Melodeon works like a mouth organ as it plays different notes on push and pull, but you really can't get it into your mouth (well not both ends at once anyway).

24 Bass Piano Accordion

A 24 bass Piano Accordion made by Excelsior. This differs from the Melodeon in that it plays the same note push and pull. It has a piano type keyboard at one end for the melody and a set of 24 buttons on the other for bass notes and chords. However you still can't get it into your mouth! Maggie came to play the accordion from her first instrument the piano, which explains why her piano is sitting up on it's end (a good idea this, it saves a huge amount of floor space).

Hammered Dulcimer

A 21x(4) course Hammered Dulcimer made by Stan. This instrument is the forerunner of the piano and/or the egg slicer. It's basically a sound box with 84, yes 84, strings over it. The strings are in sets of 4, and cross over 21 separate movable bridges (11 treble and 10 bass). It is played by hitting the strings with small wooden hammers. The dulcimer was mentioned in Samuel Pepy's diary as being "a real pig" to tune and leaving no room on the table for his pint of Theakston's Old Peculier, hence he invented the piano which has lots of room for beer on top.

Ukulele Banjo

A beautiful custom made Uke by Peter Cartwright. A lovely looking and sounding instrument which is even louder than the Melodeon. The Uke is a four string instrument normally tuned to A,D,F#,B is used to provide a percussive, yet melodic presence to the rhythm section (it doubles as a ping pong bat between gigs). This instrument was made famous by George Formby (a well known traditional English folk singer!) and is rapidly becoming infamous in Stan's hands.

6 String Guitar

A 6 string steel strung Guitar by Yamaha. Well what can you say about it, it's a guitar, it's got 6 strings and it's too big to play ping pong with.

Mandolin

A pretty, flat backed Mandolin (circa early twentieth century, we think). An 8 stringed instrument, with 4 pairs of strings tuned G,D,A,E. This particular example seems to be louder than most and competes well with the Melodeon but drowns out most other instruments. The Mandolin was originally developed in China in the 14th century from a machine designed to grade manderin orange segments for the export trade. However modern instruments now lack the apparatus for dealing with the pips and the name has become anglicised.

Piano Accordion

A 48 Bass Piano Accordion by Baile. This is the same as the 24 bass accordion but with more keys, three voices and twice as many bass buttons, Oh and it's red. This instrument is always played by Jim as Maggie's arms aren't long enough to extend the bellows.

Double Bass

A Double Bass, "Wow that's the biggest fiddle I've ever seen" (double bass joke number 30 out of 4000 as Pete will tell you). Not an instrument to make fun of as the spike at the bottom can do some real damage. In fact the double bass is one of the most lethal weapons in the secret musicians martial art of doh rei me. Not only is the bass the heart of the rhythm section but it also makes a good canoe in times of flood (no 41) Sorry Pete.

Fiddle

The violin, the answer to the perennial medieval question, has anyone got any idea what we should do with this pile of cats intestines and horse hair? This particular fiddle was made by Stradivarus in about 1654. Unfortunately it was Wayne Stradivarius and it was made in Ipswich just before five o clock last Wednesday afternoon. The fiddle is much like the bass except that not everyone has to move when you bring it into a pub and it isn't much help in a fight.